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It’s comedy hour!

I get a good laugh watching those political ads on TV. They are so unreal.

Take the one of Mike Defensor, for example. He’s bandied about as “Walking ‘Tol,” apparently in reference to the American sheriff whose real life was made into a movie twice, entitled, “Walking Tall.”. In reality, Mike Defensor is more like a sitting dummy, the kind that sits on the lap of a ventriloquist, the ventriloquist being Gloria Macapagal-Arroyo, because he seems to exactly mouth whatever his master says. And was that Boy Abunda doing the voice-over? So what do we have? A gossip-monger endorsing a ventriloquist’s dummy. Har, har, har!

Then there’s Tessie Oreta-Aquino. She who obscenely danced on national TV in support of an immoral president, is now in the senatorial slate under the dummy’s ventriloquist, the person who ousted the immoral president. Har, har, har.

And who can ignore the Accidental Hero, Chavit Singson? Singson, the “jueteng” (illegal numbers game) King of the North, became a hero accidentally when, fearing for his life, “ratted” on the immoral president –who’s the “jueteng” King of Kings– that began his downfall. So now there is a possibility of having a “jueteng” king as senator. Har, har, har.

And who cannot notice Richard Gomez? Let’s not!

Or Cesar Montano? Let’s not either!

How about Tito Sotto? This one I’ll vote for simply because we need comic relief in the Senate. A failed comedian, he becomes an accomplished one in the Senate. Har, har, har.

How about Manny Villar? This one was one of those responsible in impeaching the immoral President, but is now campaigning under his party. He’s seen dancing in his ad. Perhaps he wants to mimic Tessie Aquino. Har. har, har.

Indeed, many of the present crop of Santoriables are laughable, pitiably so. Vote for them and the Philippines becomes the laughing stock of the world!

Har, har, har!

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